Finally, for the graphic designers among us. Enjoy a two minute and thirty-six second rock rendition of that client request you’ve heard time and again:


Make the Logo Bigger.mp3

Make The Logo Bigger (Lyrics)

Make the logo big.

Make the logo bigger.

Make the logo big.

Make the logo bigger.

Chorus

Make the logo as big as you can.

And make the logo bigger.

That logo isn’t big enough.

So, make the logo bigger.

Bigger, bigger, make it big.

Make the logo bigger.

Chorus

Make the logo as big as you can.

And make the logo bigger.

Yelling

Don’t try to be the brave guy!

We don’t have a job for you!

You know what you’ve got to do!

You gotta stick to the process!

Make the damn logo as big as you can!

Chorus

Make the logo as big as you can.

And make the logo bigger.

I don’t want to tell you how to do your job.

But, could you make the logo bigger?

Bigger, bigger, make it big.

Make the logo bigger.

Chorus

Make the logo as big as you can.

And make the logo bigger.

Source: We discovered this gem on a recent Speakup blog entry: Big! Bigger! Biggest! Make sure to read the comments from other designers on that post which are almost more fun than the song itself.